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Current mood deficiency: precisely one (1) cheeseburger.
That's not even so much because I'm sad, as much as just really want a freakin' cheeseburger.
I have all I need to make a cheeseburger in the fridge. I could have a cheeseburger. I have done absolutely nothing-- morally, nutritionally, or existentially-- to deserve a cheeseburger.
So you see my dilemma. This question has vexed Martian philosophers since time immemorial. How do I has cheeseburger without eat cheeseburger?
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@zebratron2084 there is no "deserving" a cheeseburger. cheeseburgers contain within themselves the seed of their own regret; the dharmic debt pays for iteself in the act of consumption. the fact that a cheeseburger exists makes the consumption of that cheeseburger an ethically null act. *creating* a cheeseburger is a process that should be deeply and carefully considered, however.
alternately: there is no ethical cheeseburger under capitalism. labor, and then enjoy the fruits of your labor, comrade! a cheeseburger eaten now provides for strength of arms tomorrow!
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@zebratron2084 in my experience if someone thinks of food and they’re not trapped at work or bored out of their skull they’re hungry and should eat something. Not necessarily a cheeseburger but hey, you do you.
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@zebratron2084 Yes but did you have this?
(From https://kotaku.com/really-big-whopper-coming-to-burger-king-in-japan-1830558456 )
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@Aradia Good lord, why? D:
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@zebratron2084 At least it's not as bad as the 10-patty Attack on Titan burger: https://www.funimation.com/blog/2014/03/06/attack-on-titan-burgers-are-colossal/
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I had a cheeseburger for breakfast. This is still America, dammit.