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paracosm; mild grump; mild kink 

You know what would really improve my mood this evening? Either a mind-control helmet and/or a Princess Crown.

re: paracosm; mild grump; mild kink 

@zebratron2084 As the children say these days, "Why not both?"

paracosm; mild grump; mild kink 

@zebratron2084
... self-use or external?

re: paracosm; mild grump; mild kink 

@JulieSqveakaroo Either/or, really, but I was leaning towards the former one...

re: paracosm; mild grump; mild kink 

@zebratron2084
... well what am I supposed to do with all these sparkle-grenades, now?

paracosm; mild grump; mild kink 

@zebratron2084

*Approaches, dressed in mildly 70s scifi aerobic/athletic dress. She holds up a single sphere of pure shiny black. She bounces it on the ground.*

New little thing the lab whipped up. Very high elasticity. High velocity. Low friction. At first glance, other than the color, you'd think it a racquetball.

Upon collision with the cranium, it immediately splatters, rendering the impact harmless. But it ensnares, covering the head completely. Takes root. Inflates to a spherical shape. Blanks the mind, and/or allows receipt of commands from a standard issue control point. Extremely fast acting.

*She bounces the ball on the ground a few times, and throws you a racket. Her grin is wide.*

How about a quick match?

paracosm; mild grump; mild kink 

@Phorm
FIRST ONE TO BLOOP WINS!!!
@zebratron2084

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