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I found this textfile on my desktop.

I don't remember writing it.

I think it might have been written sometime between the day I bought that bottle of tequila and the day I emptied that bottle of tequila. Some amount of kelp may have also been involved in its production.

For the record, @anthracite immediately insisted on performing a dramatic reading of the entire document. :D

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@zebratron2084

My favorite part is that *some* of these non-words are *not* marked as a misspelling. In what world is "votato" a word?

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@anthracite @zebratron2084 Worlds in which they gained suffrage, apparently.

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