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"Kohler’s Numi 2.0 Intelligent Toilet is one of those strange products that draws so heavily on buzzwords and tech trends that it’s indistinguishable from parody. In a press release, Kohler promises that customers will enjoy a 'fully-immersive experience' thanks to the many..."

I stopped reading there. I was laughing too hard. I don't think a "fully immersive experience" is something I really want in this context.

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@zebratron2084 well maybe they just mean additional CCTV allows you to watch your pooping experience from multiple angles while you’re still pinching a loaf?

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