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uspol, scat, parental love (++++) 

My mom bought me a ton of kitchen stuff. She told me there was one "bonus gift" coming along with it, and she hoped I'd really like it.

My mom has a precious gift for deadpan.

It turned out to be a DONALD TRUMP TOILET BRUSH. No parent has ever understood her kid better. I can not wait for my next colossal dump. I might just eat nothin' but red beans for the next few days. SUCK IT UP, STUBBYFINGERS. =^_______^=

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