Oh god. Peg found the deliberately awful Candy Orca Dragon we made, based on the Disgusting English Candy Drill from Gravity's Rainbow (http://bella.media.mit.edu/people/foner/Fun/gravity.html)
I'm sorry, Rowntree. In a kinder world, you would never have had to exist. Blame the Brits.
@Leucrotta Take comfort that no matter how bad things look, you don't taste like menthol and camphor. *hug*
@zebratron2084 "In a kinder world, you would never have had to exist" big mood