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ok folks this is all hands memetic emergency

i need something devastatingly cruel to yell at stands of trump-flag waves at a mardi gras parade. kindly avoid stuff that would only feel like a burn to a trump hater. it has be to be concise and it has to BURN

ty all ♥️

crude thing to say to trump fans, as requested 

@zebratron2084

"at least the people he fucked before you got alimony out of it"

@zebratron2084 looking forward to dying with you in the same storm? Bolshoi spasibo dlya vash’ prodolzhenii pomosch, IZMENIKKII?

Idk I’m not good with these things.

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh, that's pretty good. I might wanna get a chorus together in time for Krewe of Rex for that one. :D

@zebratron2084

That really does deserve a choral arrangement with 3-part harmony...

@zebratron2084 I fear that the motives for supporting Trump may be so disparate that no single thing will hit home with any large slice of the audience.

...and there's also the problem that many things which we find absolutely and clearly abhorrent about the Trumpsterfire, many of them seem to unironically approve. It's really hard to know how to hurl devastating insults at someone who unironically supports someone who is clearly acting malevolently.

Ideas that come to mind (consider this more as a brainstorming session than as a set of suggestions):

  • Make America America Again
  • Trump Is Fake News
  • Trump 4, Liberty 0
  • Trump will turn on you next.
  • How many lies will you swallow?
  • If America were your sister, you'd be coming for Trump with a shotgun.

I'm going for unsubtle as much as possible, because my impression is that anything else will go right past them.

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