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hot take, anthropophagy 

EAT UNSELFCRITICAL PEOPLE

THEY ARE BIOMASS

ASSIMILATE THEIR PROTEINS INTO YOUR BIG QUESTIONING BRAINS

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF QUASIPEOPLE

WARNING: THIS MEANS YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO EAT PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN SIDE OF THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM

YOU AND I MAY ALSO BE AMONG THE EATEN

THERE'S REALLY NO WAY TO TELL

HOWEVER, IF YOU THINK EVERYBODY ELSE IS BIOMASS YOU ARE PROBABLY ONE OF THE...

OH SHIT

re: hot take, anthropophagy 

FWIW, I am full of preservatives and am probably only suited for New Soylent Lite.

hot take, anthropophagy 

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Food is to be tasted and not heard.

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