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ate half a jar of mrs renfro's ghost pepper queso
mouth is on fire; can currently see through time
ask me anything
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1) *squints into the distance* Same old shit!
2) honey i am on planet capsaicin right now, the only color in my world right now is ghost pepper
3) *looks over their shoulder and hmms* looks like you did eight months ago
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@zebratron2084 Thank you for the answers 💕💕
May you ascend into spice. You are the one. Hallowed be, blessed of scoville.
In the name of the Scotch Bonnet, the Reaper, and the Scorpion.
Amen.
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@zebratron2084 How does "Coronation Street" end?
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@Aradia with a full stop
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hav you ever put thir green salsa in cheep ramen?
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@001zlnv You name it, I've probably tried to put it in cheap ramen.
I'M A RACCOON, REMEMBER? n.n
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@zebratron2084 is there only ruin in our future?
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@KitRedgrave I mean, there isn't ONLY ruin, but sooner or later you've got to deal with the heat death of the universe.
You're talking to a raccoon. One creature's ruin is another creature's playground. *chrrrr*
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@zebratron2084
What's next year look like?
Can you taste colors?
Do I ever become a real genie?