@Aradia you're not missing much, it's mostly about prairie realizing being a messiah pays shit, so she sells everybody essential oils and salt-rock lamps :(

@zebratron2084 I was hoping for more tentacle porn.

@Aradia oh you want S5' of better call s'aul'th'o'ngh

kim'gh we'xler has like nine of the things

@zebratron2084

In the parallel universe where things have already gone all punk wasteland, what did you theme your crew as, and what impractical vehicle do you roam the wastes in

@001zlnv something between mystery twins/scooby gang/apocalyptic nick and nora charles, basically, except we all ride bikes (GASOLINE IS FOR IDIOTS) and have three stupid mangy talking cats

@Phorm fuck it i'm doing an all-syrup squishee chaser and chasing after the 8d space vixen elves

@zebratron2084

I approve of this plan of attack on reality itself.

Aside: I just stumbled upon a screengrab of people talking about astral projection and traveling between realities, and they were talking about the "Mall World" - Which they interpreted as a universe that was entirely one tremendous mall, with shops and escalators and such. And I immediately interpreted as "Mall World" - as in the setting of Doug Winger's Mall.

Anyhow, I hope you don't phase out of existence and into either one of those.

... Unless you're looking to have a REALLY interesting weekend. In which case I recommend staying EXTREMELY well hydrated.

@Phorm OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, I have to see if I still have my copies of the Wild Side furry anthology and the "Zen Zebras at the Relativity Mall" comic, it was SO DAMN POSTFURRY...

and nah don't worry, this is about a 7.5 on my pepper scale -- i've eaten phaal curries and only needed a couple hours to recover

=(n).(n)=

@KitRedgrave the rest had the sense to stay in seattle instead of following this crazy dragon into the swamp

and they have the opposite problem: plenty of weed but no chilis to speak of :>

@zebratron2084 @KitRedgrave Oh Seattle you was probably going to the wrong Asian markets.

@Aradia @KitRedgrave i mean, I COULD find spicy things, but it was a lot harder than down here as you can imagine ^_____^

@001zlnv every single one of me missed the same elementary school assembly in 2nd grade because i was too busy reading curled up in the back of the room and failed to actually notice the entire classroom getting up and leaving

true story

it just varies with what i was reading -- everything from Andre Norton's Space Cats to Les 120 Journées de Sodome, you do NOT want to see that universe...

also i'm pretty sure the contents of that assembly probably varied, 'cause in this one the teacher just came back and made me an example of why people should pay attention, but there was one where she came back with a cleaver and chased me around the school giggling and soiling herself while she screamed about "appeasing her master" but i guess i'll never know

@Austin_Dern

*concentrates hard, chili-shaped waves of energy radiating from their cute little ears*

Hmmm. Nope. You muff it in round two on Dr. Dude and His Excellent Ray, after getting distracted by the lenticular flip and botching a flipper pass.

Sorry! I guess most other universes have a less strident view of what constitutes a "classic" than ours...

@zebratron2084 This honestly sounds very true.

... Happens I know the tournament organizer draws a hard line at Classics that would rule out Dr Dude unless like EVERY earlier game was down. But fitting it in the main tournament would be plausible. And, for me, a delight because I like that game a little more every time I play it.

@001zlnv Yes, there is one, but the sushi and udon are terrible, even in Japan. Everybody sits in grubby little neon-lit cafes in Akasuka and eats Minnesota hot dish and Mormon funeral potatoes instead. It's just not the same.

@zebratron2084

Wow. Just wow...

Now you have me wondering if there is someone in Japan who runs a restaurant selling only those two caserolles

@mmsword *peers into the distance*

Making quite a lot of money as a Crest superhero/spokesbadger, using their powers to fight the new dark gritty reboot of the Cavity Creeps.