@anthracite Can I just claim Nero is immortal and part of a secret ruling shadow council?

@Soreth @anthracite It's 2020. You can claim ANYTHING WHATSOEVER. There is absolutely no remaining cultural mediating force whatsoever that can stop you.

@zebratron2084 @anthracite Really? Hmmmm.

Penguins control the stock market.

Jimmy Hoffa runs the Teamsters from a secret base on Mars.

Satellites are 4th-dimensional extrusions of angelic beings, and NASA and the ESA are putting them into space to keep them away from the True Believers.

Anastasia is Alan Moore.

Parents can see why children love The Cereal That Doesn't Taste Like Apples, but choose not to. The Freemasons tell a very different story indeed...

@Soreth @anthracite Well, don't tell us! We already know all these things! You've got to tell the world's great intellectuals and scholars, by which I mean, the Critical Shower Thoughts subreddit!

@zebratron2084 @anthracite r/CriticalShowerThoughts is controlled by the Zegnatronic Rocket Societies, I can't expose the truth there!

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