food, complaint about entropy 

All my remaining potatoes have sprouted. How could you betray me like this, bag of potatoes???

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re: food, complaint about entropy 

@hummingrain I'm sorry, I consider you a dear friend, but my revolutionary underdog sentiments oblige me to root for the potatoes. Technically, um, you *are* the oppressor in this situation... 😽​

re: food, complaint about entropy 

@zebratron2084 damn you XD That root pun alone...

re: food, complaint about entropy 

@hummingrain GOD DAMMIT. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT.

See, I have this "gift" for making puns that I DON'T KNOW I'M MAKING. I can't seem to ever do it on purpose, but...

cc: @emanate, who will vouch for this

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