a pouty side note
I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but I can't help noticing nobody got me the power to decide who lives and who dies for my birthday, and I know I asked y'all about it. It's been on my wish list for years. I love you but do better next year.
(If Crow T. Robot still has it and there's only one, it's OK. He can have it. He's done more than me to deserve it. And um frankly he probably has a higher WIS score.
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