Follow

Tales from the Catpocalypse: Songs We Sing Our Kittens 

o/` You're a bumble
o/` You're a bumble
o/` You're a tiny little bumble
o/` And I outmass you six miliion times
o/` So now you get to go in the BOX

-- Traditional, "The Bumble Escape Song"

Tales from the Catpocalypse: Songs We Sing Our Kittens 

@zebratron2084

Not the box! Nuuuuuuuu

re: Tales from the Catpocalypse: Songs We Sing Our Kittens 

@zebratron2084 My general-purpose Song To Sing To Cats is:

o/` Cat cat cat
o/` Who is the cat?
o/` Cat cat cat
o/` It's yoooooouuuuu

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!