@Leucrotta If it's any consolation, I have developed almost PRECISELY the same aversion to yoga for the exact same reasons. It's like it's the #1 go to for people who want to give you ph/mh advice but don't actually want to listen to your problems in any detail at all.
@zebratron2084 I get this feeling that if I actually was somehow in the middle of doing yoga, as a physical thing, I’d be into it. Just yeah, every bit of advice winds up being “give up smoking and drink kombucha while in Downward Dog pose”...