Wow, my first Twitter suspension. Spiffy.

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@Leucrotta My feelings towards this are roughly those of the Mafiosi in Goodfellas when Henry Hill took the fall for selling bootleg cigarettes.

You done good, kid. You made your bones. It ain't so bad, you'll be out in a couple days. I'll buy ya a cannoli.

@zebratron2084 dude if you can find me cannoli with filling I can eat I am going to gorge until I pass out. This statement also applies to sfogliatelli.

@Leucrotta Shit, hit us up in a month when it's clearer which way this is all gonna go, and I'll send you a box from Brocado's. I really do think you deserve something nice for popping your Twitter jail cherry. It's a rite of passage innit. <3

@zebratron2084 wait wait wait, they use goat ricotta or something?

@Leucrotta Aw, shit, I skimmed right over the "you can eat" part. I'm really sorry, I've done this multiple times to you today. D:

STILL. I am not daunted. I might look for a lactose-free cannoli recipe and send you up something stuffed into Brocato's shells. This is a joyous occasion.

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