"beat people up?"
"yeah, just show me those nifty moves so I can start trashin' bozos, that's all I came here for HYAAA WHAAA WHOOO pretty good huh?"

it would help if I were still flexible enough to launch higher kicks than knee height at the appropriate parts of the comedy routine.

okay, I *can* launch straight kicks at about head level still, and get side kicks to about chest level, but apparently it really helps me if I ginga first, wow am I out of shape

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@Leucrotta my brain keeps wanting to transition from this tweet to crispin glover's legendary rant as he nearly booted david letterman n.n;

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