@LeDiva Seriously? I was expecting some kind of American Horror Story foofaraw. I LOVE horror, and will totally seek this out on your recommendation.
@LeDiva 30 seconds in i already have a mental deadpool set up on ryan
extremely silly; horror tropes. no cats were harmed in the making of this toot; three salmon were harmed during the cast afterparty
@LeDiva of course the twist is that after a while it's so surreal that it's genuinely disturbing
"WHO IS SPRING-LOADING ALL YOU FREAKING CATS?! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU COME FROM? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?"
"Purr." "Mrow." "Mrap." "Mehr." "Prrp." "Miw."
"Oh for fuck's sake. Yes, we'll feed you all if we survive. We'll even try to find you nice homes. Looks like there isn't any actual monster here anyh--"
*fling* "MROOOOWR!"
"OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! HOW. MANY. CAT. TRAPS. ARE. THER--"
*sproing* "Mrap."