my answers (re: extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music)
1) "Monongahelium"
Phish.
2) "Pretzel Wagon"
Laika and the Cosmonauts.
3) "I Wanna Be Sinatra's Bitch"
The Dead Milkmen.
4) "Fibonacci's Dairy" [sic]
Jonathan Coulton, DaVinci's Notebook, or someone similarly dreadful. (I kid! I kid! I just OD'ed on that style while dating a 2nd-gen filker. :> )
5) "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke" (but it CAN'T be the Blues Brothers)
Ween.
6) "The 1-Dimensional Man"
Broadcast. (RIP Trish Keenan)
7) "Pottylab"
Foetus.
8) "Rich Corinthian Leather"
Foetus.
9) "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti"
Primus.
10) "♡.14359265358979323846" [sic]
Foetus. Just kidding. Kahimi Karie or maybe Hyperkinako.
11) "Evil-Handed Dinah"
Nick Cave.
12) "Kangaroo Kazoo #2"
Gong.