RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@Phorm You know exactly what you were getting into, Foxtrot-34DD. Report to the airpump at 00[hypnosigil] hundred hours, cadet, and then get yourself into a dispenser capsule and wait until instructed to [five seconds of 56kbit infostatic and vocoded alphanumerics]. Oh, and you overpaid by 30 cents. *coin clatter*
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@001zlnv @zebratron2084 @Phorm ... I sense incursion...
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@JulieSqveakaroo @001zlnv @Phorm
the vending machines
dispense little capsules
with vending machines inside 'em
and those tiny machines
dispense tiny capsules
and so on ad infinitum
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@zebratron2084 @001zlnv @Phorm
Ohhhh,
There ain't no nano's on me, bleep,
There ain't no nano's on me...
How in the hell can the scanbots tell
There ain't no nano's on me...
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@zebratron2084 @Phorm Oooooooooh!!
I LOVED those things!!
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@Phorm *clack-clack* *squirk*
*clack-clack* *SQUEAK* *squirk squirk* *CLICK* "Mmmph. *thonkthonk*
*click-tap-click-tap-THONK-FOOOSSSSSHHHHHHT* *th-thonk* *wobble* *squirk* "Mmmpph hmfff." *flicker [memehazard] flicker* *taptap* *wobble* "Mpph-hmmmph." *click* *FSSSSSSHHHHHHOOOOOOPPP*
*thunk*
*stamp* *inkjet noise* *whirr* *prrrrreeeeeeow*
*wiggle* *spank* *tug*
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@zebratron2084 @Phorm
You know... They make little toy vending machines that fit in those.