RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@zebratron2084 *Walks up to one of the vending machines.*
*Chucks in a quarter.*
"It sure has been a WEEK."
*Pushes the "Imperson" Button.*
*Gets dragged into the machine by numerous chunky mechanical arms.*
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@Phorm You know exactly what you were getting into, Foxtrot-34DD. Report to the airpump at 00[hypnosigil] hundred hours, cadet, and then get yourself into a dispenser capsule and wait until instructed to [five seconds of 56kbit infostatic and vocoded alphanumerics]. Oh, and you overpaid by 30 cents. *coin clatter*
re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3
@Phorm *clack-clack* *squirk*
*clack-clack* *SQUEAK* *squirk squirk* *CLICK* "Mmmph. *thonkthonk*
*click-tap-click-tap-THONK-FOOOSSSSSHHHHHHT* *th-thonk* *wobble* *squirk* "Mmmpph hmfff." *flicker [memehazard] flicker* *taptap* *wobble* "Mpph-hmmmph." *click* *FSSSSSSHHHHHHOOOOOOPPP*
*thunk*
*stamp* *inkjet noise* *whirr* *prrrrreeeeeeow*
*wiggle* *spank* *tug*