One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn
I mean, I've seen the "I wish she were free", and "I wish she were my wife", but this one just wasn't on the radar at all.
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@Soreth @zebratron2084 *Scribbles down candy related wishes for safe keeping*
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@zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth @Phorm BarNone bars, back in their original death-by-chocolate incarnation.
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@JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth @Phorm Reggies, too. And PBMax.
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@zebratron2084 @JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth
Okay, wait a minute here!
I'm a genie, not an Oompa Loompa!
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@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth That COULD be fixed, but I don't think it would be an improvement...
Still, Pushy and Valis really COULD use some help at the factory... (cc: @anthracite)
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@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth (But that was an excellent comeback. <3 )
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@Phorm @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth WE CAN ARRANGE THAT!!!
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@Phorm @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth Booba-Flooba-Fwoompity-Ditz...
Check out the size of this genie's tits...
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@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth
*Looks down at her ridiculous outfit*
... This job better be union!
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@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth
At that factory I worry that a union would just mean being merged with the next worker over.
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@Phorm @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth
Union-shmunion-florpity-blotz...
OSHA cant fine you if they become ... uh... sauce...
... look, rhyming is hard...
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@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm @zx3 @Soreth I love you, babe, but if that fucking mouse on Today's Special could do it, you have no excuse. <;3
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@zebratron2084 @Phorm @zx3 @Soreth
... why did they have to make those puppets so ... creepy...
I mean, not the mouse, but the old doorman character and the... HR lady... I think?... I don't remember her role...
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@zebratron2084 I mean, to be clear, I'm certainly not criticizing - As everyone has been pointing out, they clearly know what they want!
It's just odd to me to see a clearly erotic image of a genie, crafted with clear leaning toward sex appeal, and think, "Finally! I can get that N64 game!"
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Though honestly, I guess I'd be seeing a real genie and thinking "How do -I- become a genie", which other people would find odd.
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And maybe that wish IS erotic for the commenter in question.
. . .
Okay, yeah, this is certainly a "Shine on, you crazy DeviantArter" moment.
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@zebratron2084 @Phorm "I wish the tan M&Ms came back."