One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

I mean, I've seen the "I wish she were free", and "I wish she were my wife", but this one just wasn't on the radar at all.

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@Phorm I mean, every time I get a wish from you I am VERY tempted to do "have Nabisco bring back Heyday Bars." *shrug*

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@zebratron2084 @Phorm "I wish the tan M&Ms came back."

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re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@zx3 @Soreth @Phorm Oh shit, is it too late to change my wish? Those were pretty good.

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth @Phorm BarNone bars, back in their original death-by-chocolate incarnation.

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth @Phorm Reggies, too. And PBMax.

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@zebratron2084 @JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth

Okay, wait a minute here!

I'm a genie, not an Oompa Loompa!

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth That COULD be fixed, but I don't think it would be an improvement...

Still, Pushy and Valis really COULD use some help at the factory... (cc: @anthracite)

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth (But that was an excellent comeback. <3 )

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@Phorm @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth WE CAN ARRANGE THAT!!!

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@Phorm @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth Booba-Flooba-Fwoompity-Ditz...
Check out the size of this genie's tits...

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth

*Looks down at her ridiculous outfit*

... This job better be union!

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth

At that factory I worry that a union would just mean being merged with the next worker over.

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@Phorm @zebratron2084 @zx3 @Soreth

Union-shmunion-florpity-blotz...
OSHA cant fine you if they become ... uh... sauce...

... look, rhyming is hard...

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm @zx3 @Soreth I love you, babe, but if that fucking mouse on Today's Special could do it, you have no excuse. <;3

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@zebratron2084 @Phorm @zx3 @Soreth

... why did they have to make those puppets so ... creepy...

I mean, not the mouse, but the old doorman character and the... HR lady... I think?... I don't remember her role...

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