I keep screaming but it's not making any progress. Maybe I should scream louder? 🤔
@xinjinmeng If that doesn't work, modulate your frequencies. It always worked for Geordie and Scottie.
If you're still not getting the results you want, maybe try screaming the name of every entity in the cosmos before your lament, one per scream.
I recommend starting with the most powerful otiote patriarchal gods and working your way down to, like, nature spirits and talk show hosts and whatnot.
@xinjinmeng Yeah, nine billion, but these days they do have machines to help automate it so it's really not so bad.
Just... always leave one name hanging, OK? It's just basic safety. Personally, I like to skip "Bea Arthur," although sometimes if I'm in a whimsical mood, I will skip "the Bananas Foster king cake from Brennan's."
My stars, I could eat a cake.
@xinjinmeng @zebratron2084 ...Did someone say there was a cake?
No, we said the true names of God, and don't even front that you're a demiurge. I have met a demiurge and you, masieur, are no demiurge!
@xinjinmeng @zebratron2084 Look, I'm here for the cake, not the theurgy.
We share neither!
@xinjinmeng @zebratron2084 *runs away with some baked goods and one of the candles*
@zebratron2084
Ugh, do you know just HOW many True Names of God there are?