Remember the two incorrect names that the first fake Pinkie Pie calls Applejack?
"Apple John" and "Applesauce".
The funny thing is that if you replace "apple" with "taco", the two phrases still make sense!

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@KinkyTurtle To be fair, *most* nouns make perfect sense with "sauce" after them: white sauce, plum sauce, horsey sauce, awesome sauce, staple sauce, turtle sauce, space sauce, car sauce... See? It always works!

@KinkyTurtle Huh? Oh! I can understand your concern. Don't worry, it's not made from turtles, it's just for serving *with* turtles! ^_______^

@KinkyTurtle @zebratron2084 I'd never mock a real turtle for what it's worth, only a mock one. Well not you! I wouldn't mock *you*. I forget whether you're a real turtle or not. Whichever the good one is :)

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