that stupid zootopia fanfic gets the habeeb it treatment
@Soreth So, when I was in college, one of my housemates had a poster for a device called the "Polytron," a centrifugue which boasted it could, quote, "reduce an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds."
I trust I don't need to explain the relevance of the Polytron to millennial Internet culture. ;p
@zebratron2084 Mmmmm, delicious soup-like homogenate. Just like the vending machine dressed like Mom used to extrude.
The mix here is kind of an incredible stupidity layered on top of another incredible stupidity in a way that's baffling but somehow strangely inspiring. Life found a way.