I... I was doing so well. Seven days so far at an Italian family holiday. I'd managed not to eat more than two meals a day, without a second helping of anything. Total cookie count: 8.
And then Mom got me a bag of miniature torrone and made manicotti for Christmas dinner.
All progress lost.
But not to worry, @anthracite-- I can still make it up, if I just don't eat until the 29th... ;_;
But if you want a picture of the future, imagine a dragon in dominatrix gear, cruelly kicking a fat zebra all the way down the street to the Y... every day... forever.
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