You know what I need to do one of these days?
FIGURE OUT WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE.
My social circle regrew so fast-- and we all change names so much because we're goddamned furries and kobolds & whatnot-- I have completely lost track of who's who.
It's got to the point where I'm often scared of pissing someone off by communicating with the "wrong" person, because everyone assumes I know who the fuck else that person is. >_>;;
But I also just feel like a shitty uncle for not knowing the kids. :)
@zebratron2084 hi, I’m Peggy, that dragon you live with.
@anthracite HOW... *HOW* I WISH I COULD STILL BELIEVE THAT, MARTHA! LOOK AT YOU, MARTHA, SO FULL OF YOUR LIES! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TELLING THOSE SPOTTY LADS DOWN BY THE WATER HOLE, IS IT, NOW, MARTHA? IS IT, YOU BONE-GNAWING WHORE?! IS IT? WHY, I HAVE HALF A MIND SOMETIMES TO JUST LET THE LIONS HAVE AT YOU-- JUST LIKE THEY DID WITH STEVIE. DOES THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, MARTHA? THAT OUR PRECIOUS SON IS TURNING TRICKS IN THE SAVANNAH? DOES IT? #copypasta #walloftext #bestrelationshipever
