venting more internal steam 

Brain is about to lock up completely from an unresolvable social dilemma.

If you happen to find me in the morning, please jab the hex wrench in the top left drawer of my desk into my right ear as hard as possible, then crank clockwise until you hear a pop.

Then throw me in the trash and get a new zebra. -_-

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@zebratron2084 (walking past dumpster, a rabbit doubletakes) "tch. Can you believe it? A perfectly good zeeb in the trash. Fortunately, I carry a small tank for such emergencies."

(One helium-fwoomping later..)

*tugs floatyzeeb down street by string tied to tail* "Don't you worry little fellah, we'll get you all buffed and reprogrammed and bubbledolled up back at the warren and you'll never know it was ever any other way. Promise." n.n

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@Momentrabbit Lousy dumpster divin' kids. (Awwwwww. <3 <3 <3)

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