Today I learned Trader Joe's "Crunchy Curls" are so named because they have absolutely no other aesthetic attributes after which they could have been named.
(It still took a surprisingly heroic force of will to stop eating them. Which makes me suspect I should be kept away from styrofoam packing peanuts, too.)
@LexYeen I've SURELY already done worse. I've eaten a half-boiled packet of ramen sprinkled with garlic-shrimp powder, soy sauce, and ghost pepper, like, within the last 72 hours...
I mean, fuck, I'll bet with a little of my homebrew mie goreng sauce over 'em they'd probably be pretty good...