A bit of research reveals that, if this restaurant's concept of "Jamaican rum cake" is remotely authentic, I had ordered-- and nearly received-- a FRUIT CAKE.
You know. Like, with... raisins and... fruit and stuff. *full body shudder*
The delivery gods are kind and merciful. I dodged a bullet tonight.
@zebratron2084 I'm glad it was delicious and that you avoided accidental fruitcake consumption1
Our story had a happy ending. Seattleites, Taste of the Caribbean is fucking delicious. If I'd been able to get dessert on top of all that jerk chicken and rice, I would have surely died.