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Me: is a veteran
Me: doesn't get veteran's day off

~~**CAPITALISM**~~

Unpopular Opinion 

Everytime someone claims that the USA is the guardian of the world and war is fun, a veteran screams in terror.

@Silviu you do not happen to have telegram, right? I think I know someone who might want to get to know you

@Azruulei *button button*
"Yes, hello??"
"We are Jeho--"
"halt"
"WE!!!"
"HALT, THE ANSWER IS NO, to fuck JW's..."
and, because i went into my house

Why, I in German written?

When the Witnesses of Jehovah knock on your door and you convert them to your own religion instead.
Persuation: 100

EDIT: DAT TYPO

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