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Y'all are so, so fucking important.

We have each other.

We must.

what do you call bioluminescent marijuana 

bud light

TWITTER IS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKED WITH THE 35K NONSENSE AND TWEETDECK IS BROKEN so i'm here now what's up

Well, looks like I'll need to switch over to my account on mastodon social for a while

Milo, schadenfreude 

Friday Nov. 3: The Daily Caller's opinion editor hires Milo Y. to write a weekly opinion column.

Saturday Nov. 4: The Daily Caller's upper management fires Milo AND the opinion editor who hired him.

This works on the browser of my phone? I'm impressed!

Will I will probably never know how to spell the name of all of this correctly 🤷‍♂️​

96,016 accounts
+8 in the last hour
+125 in the last day
+918 in the last week

*sees Mastadon growing slowly but steadily*
[LAUGHS IN 500 CHARACTERS] @Gargron

I should get a new graphics card; upgrade my data storage and get a linux dualboot going

Seems like I am a bit too cynical for this place; but I better just keep my mouth shut.

What do you think? How long until Facebook becomes irrelevant?

Turns out your average horse can actually output 14.9 horsepower

I feel lied to

I am still trying to figure out wth the dragon on the Qing-flag is doing with that red ball 🤔​

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