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@BarkingPoints@snouts.online "Eric PRINCE is looking for some QUEENS! Do you have what it takes to SLAY innocent civilians? Then come and WERRK for Academi, formerly Blackwater! That's right, we're not mercenaries, we're HER-CENARIES!"

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Mike Bloomberg will airlift an entire iceberg and drop it in the New Hampshire bay. He'll call it the Bloom-berg, carve it out and use it as his floating campaign headquarters.

New slogan: "The Bloom-berg stops the Bern!"

Character created for @sahoni 's X-Men-inspired game, Exceptionals. Wanted to show his character growth from scared mutant boy on issue #1 to a confident young man in issue #50.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Introducing the Ford Avines, the only car that encourages reckless behavior by failing all safety standards. So go on, do it For-da-vines!

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online My Straight Camp room is the mancave library. It includes:
- DVDs organized by director: From "Scorsese" to "Tarantino".
- Framed Playboy and Soldier of Fortune magazines on the walls.
- Ceiling mural by Rob Liefeld.
- Jukebox with nothing but Journey.
- Tactical La-Z-Boys.
- Vending machine full of Slim Jims.

This is the closest I've gotten to a smooth, "professional" version of the Dusk Rose symbol. I have it in SVG format and I'd be happy to send it to anyone interested in further cleaning it up. Just DM me.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online My pitch to Lev Pamas is an inverted Third Temple situated atop the Dome of the Rock. I call it Templevania!

@Ace@snouts.online Now I want new Numbers Stations that use 90's songs.

@Ferrovore Big Guy and Little Guy pairings are my favorite 💚. I love Sarouth and Riaag so much.

This boycotting YouTube is hard. I'm surprised at how much of my daily life was spent tuned to it.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online I ran my Papa John's Ultra Binge Simulation and after 50 pizzas.. What? Papajon is evolving!

*music* Congratulations! Your Papajon evolved into Pizza the Hutt!

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online You asked if Disney had worked with Wernher von Braun. The answer is REPEATEDLY! youtu.be/eXIDFx74aSY

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online my obscure Disney TV special is "Professor Paperclip: The Wonderful and Whimsical World of Science with Wernher von Braun."

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