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pet death, happy 

thank you monster hunter for letting me hang out with my cat even though he's gone

its rly cute that i offhandedly mentioned Endless Ocean around a partner n they erupted in shared nostalgia for it

also it so totally makes sense that they would've played it and loved it, lol

i saw my friends being sad about masto, is something wrong

carlton approaches a door guarded by two philips bankses. one tells only truths the other only lies.

carlton asks "Will you make me a sandwich"

i came up with a novel solution to the "one tells only lies the other only truths riddle"

ask, "Can i ask you a question?"

pet photos 

ill miss him so much, so so so much, i have so few photos from before he got sick.

im sorry some are rotated

Pet death 

thank you everyone for ur support im okay,

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@fennel they market dna as heritage, when really your cultural identity should be more about what you actually practice than (10% native american and practice no cultural elemnt of that)

Also theyre usually so fucking vague its laughable

Pet illness 

My cat is in the hospital with severe dehydration of an unknown cause (hes been drinking he has some sort of disease.)

Im not religious but keep him in your thoughts maybe

You either die cranking that soulja boy or live long enough to see the soulja boy crank you

Little known fact, Pro Wrestling is cgi and the PRO stands for procedural

in the next dark age of humanity the cha cha slide will be used as a war dance by cyber warriors

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