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apparently my dad doesnt like petting my cat because "he can feel all his bones"

genital shitpost 

when u get a boner inur overralls its called raising a barn

fictional arachnids, skyrim 

cool thing, Frostbite spiders arent spiders, theyre solifugids, aka camel spiders.

they have chewing mandibles and 5 leg pairs instead of injecting fangs 4 leg pairs

video game idea 

Centrist HP Gauge

need to keep injuring urself but not to much, so you stay in the middle, you die at either extreme

Most countries use C* which stands for Cold as Hell, but in the states we use F* which stands for FUCKING HOT

furry lewd 

CANNOT BELIEVE THE AUDACITY My FRIEND DREW ME COMPROMISED IN A MAID DRESS

o heck yes the world needs more jpeg compression

self neg 

kinda feeling like my takes and opinions are really bad and not well thought out

a sword that costs lest than a 300 pc lego set is shit

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