*The camera dips in to show the dramatic scene where I reveal my master plan to the hero* 

Hero: So, that's it? You want big tits?

Me: Big tits? BIG tits?

Me: Big tits is the most commonly searched tag on Pornhub.

Me: *SLAM* I WANT TO MAKE JESSICA RABBIT LOOK LIKE OLIVE OYL!

re: *The camera dips in to show the dramatic scene where I reveal my master plan to the hero* 

@Phorm Then we find out that you released the breast expansion gas into the air circulation systems 35 seconds ago, right?

re: *The camera dips in to show the dramatic scene where I reveal my master plan to the hero* 

@Soreth

I'm not a Disney villain! Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-bottling if there were the slightest chance of anyone affecting its outcome?

re: *The camera dips in to show the dramatic scene where I reveal my master plan to the hero* 

@Phorm @Soreth Mentioning Jafar at this point probably goes *really badly* doesn't it :D

re: *The camera dips in to show the dramatic scene where I reveal my master plan to the hero* 

@Doephin @Soreth

*Flames in her eyes as she grows five times her usual size*

JAFAR WAS A WEAKLING AND A FOOL! WHAT WASTED POTENTIAL!

*Clears her throat and shrinks back down to normal, straightening her halter top*

I mean, no, of course not. I'm not that predictable.

re: *The camera dips in to show the dramatic scene where I reveal my master plan to the hero* 

@Phorm @Doephin To his credit, he DOES turn into a snake.

re: *The camera dips in to show the dramatic scene where I reveal my master plan to the hero* 

@Soreth @Doephin

Okay, yeah, fair point there. Well made.

*Sagely nods*

re: *The camera dips in to show the dramatic scene where I reveal my master plan to the hero* 

@Phorm @Doephin @Soreth

Whoa, whoa, whoa... settle down, there... no need to be yabbling your dabble over that...

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