doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

@Phorm 3) applies regardless, the propaganda factory can use "you didn't even bother to charge him" just as well. I don't think 4 and 5 follow.

@Phorm Talking about your confident predictions of utter Dem disaster in that election

@Phorm I mean you're wrong, just for exactly the opposite reason you go on to say.

Can't blame you too much, inspiring exactly this attitude is kind of the point of right wing bullshit.

But ah, remember your predictions pre 2018 and compare them to what actually happened?

Future ain't written yet. Victory isn't certain, but neither is loss.

@anthracite The two Orphan's Tales books- In the Night Garden and In The Cities of Coin and Spice.

It's a series of interlocking somewhat self aware fantasy stories wrapped around a framing device of a girl with stories written on her eyes.

"Little Drummer Yee"
#outofcontexttheater

@Aradia @Kyresti *plays a g-minor pa rum pa pa pum*

@Phorm o.O

Me at work: "Urg, I'm falling behind because of bullshit, better try to catch up."

My supervisor: just reviewing stuff I sent for her approval two months ago

Me: "Well then. guess I'm fine."

Ow. Little bit of food got stuck on the valve between the airway and stomach such that it was partially the airway and fully blocking the stomach. Usually drinking or swallowing more food knocks it out but this time they just sat on top and puked out without moving the obstruction @.@

Was contemplating the self hemlich and whether I should be outside for easier 911 access when the damn thing popped free finally. I'm ok, throat is sore and bitchy though

"This has been an unannounced test of the procedures for evacuating the airway, thank you for your cooperation.

ps fuck carrots"

So somehow the dog managed to manipulate his collar in such a way that it was stuck in his mouth and gagging him o.O

Ended up cutting it off as that seemed like the safest option. Better a new collar than a $ vet bill if he panicked or it squashed something.

But still dog...HOW?!

Hey, it's a new Things I Won't Work With!
https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2019/11/21/the-higher-states-of-bromine

(for those who don't know, a chemist blogging about really nasty or disgusting chemicals that other chemists have made. Essentially a long funny NOPE!)

@orrery Huh, I thought they were older.

Things I should not have to be doing in an office job #142: monitoring my water use so I don't run out.

(old, nasty building in an industrial area. I don't trust the water here in the slightest so I bring my own)

"I'm not slightly poisonous in the habanero pepper way, thank you." #outofcontexttheater

@adeptomega@snouts.online Assholes gonna asshole. Sorry he's such and sorry you had to deal with him