doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

"and then we're going to line first class up against the wall.." #outofcontext

front door to gate in 1hr 30. I think that's a record? o.O

@DotRook this would work great as a running gag on a separate stage

Also the fonts on here are subtly fucked up in ways I can't quite articular annnd oh great it's plugged into the Windows notification bar so I get the stupid DODODOOO noise instead of the pleasant beep from before.

(how MS managed to fuck up a notification area I will never understand but they did)

Firefox finally managed to force an update to the new UI on me, and it *really* feels like it was made by designers that were like "why isn't everyone using dark mode? Let's make the light mode UI more annoying!" on top of all the other reasons I was avoiding it.

@crumbcake *blink*

...the hell? That's quite the bug.

@crumbcake When you're playing MP or worse?

Ordering supplies for freediving..

Me: "Why do these weights take so long to ship?!"

Me half a second later: "oh right no one wants to ship literal lead weights by anything but ground"

@kauko overpowered is relative anyway, has to be compared to other in universe stuff

Also I mean the doephin could go hand to hand with a T-1000 buuut that's not what the power set is *for* so it'd never happen. narrative causality is a thing :)

@Phorm laser cannon that shit!

facial hair is where hrt does the least. it's weird

@Phorm have you checked with pictures on some of this stuff? It's verrrry gradual. I would have told you my body hair was about the same time I found an old picture and went "...nevermind."

granted this is a setting with *multiple* types of giant telepathic murder bugs so

creepy is relative?

Got to say, a baby getting the epithet "God of Early Arrivals and Earlier Departures" from the Aeslin is quite the gutpunch.

if you're not familiar with the series, the Aeslin are hyper-religious mice that worship the main characters family.

which is weird enough. but then you have a dead baby, and the mice start VERY LOUDLY reciting the liturgy of their dead God.

One of the few times they go from "adorable" to "oh right this would be really creepy in reality"

@anthracite @kistaro *and* Reagan's shithead secretary of the interior!

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm and now in a completely different direction

"blunt the needle bend the burner
smash the bottles and burn the stopper
chip the lamps and crack the plates
that's what every chemist genie hates!

I made a headache stop earlier by metaphorically moving my thoughts backward. bodies make no sense

near vomitting followed by hicups is just unfair

COVID, pneumonia, and HepB shots at the same time was perhaps not the best plan @.@

I was perfectly fine til I went to bed at which point the body was like "Oh you're resting? OK I HAVE A LIST OF COMPLAINTS"

fever chills cramps headache and, this morning, food aversion. So that's fun

getting better but I slept very little last night which makes it hard to tell what remaining side effects are vaccine and what are the sleep meter flashing red.

@Leviamicky that's a relief. Frying an unplugged appliance is still very impressive though!

@Leviamicky I hope it leaked through the window. We had that done to our rental once and they straight up put a hole in the wall.