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@mcc So it just...doesn't have a "no internet, try again later" state, or the bug prevents it from getting there?

Or is this worse and some sort of activation thing

American healthcare system 

Conservatives: "we can't change the healthcare system or we'll be like the Europeans with their waiting lists!"

actual US healthcare: referred to cardiologist in July, they are "ready to schedule" two months later for an appointment in May.

Oh and there's only one hospital system that isn't owned by religious fanatics

@Phorm I read this on THREE PLATFORMS before I notice.

I feel like testing out the "overhead slam open bottle" technique right now..

re: Gulfie plays Fallout 4 

@Gulfie The mod Sim Settlements has City Plans, which mostly allow the settlements to build themselves. You can also just ignore the settlement system entirely if you want. The Minutemen questline needs it, but only a fairly minimal amount

@Veladynee They aren't done yet! See everyone mounts the fans backwards and keeps them from cooking..

Things that pop to mind unbidden:

A bunch of Star Wars clone soldiers trying and failing to understand "yo mamma" jokes

@anthracite Eh, most of this seems more like English as a second language culture issues than...dickishness or anything really.

@mcc they shoved it into Paramount+ apparently. Saw some people elsewhere complaining

Went out to the kitchen to see the most bedraggled crow taking a bath. Somehow they had mud smeared from back of head to mid-back.

fantasy microfic, religion 

"So, what god will you stand before when you die?"

"Wait, what? You guys still follow that heresy?"

"WHAT?! Do you not believe in the gods?"

"I do! But that's not how it works. The gods embody the facets of one part of things. The Lord of Poems has no interest in judging a person's soul, the afterlife isn't *for* us."

"Then why..."

"We're composites. We're multiple things in one. That's why we exist. The gods find the idea of a being that's not A Singular Idea personified endlessly fascinating. Your life here is a reward and a way of...sorting which gods you'd like to spend time with in the after, and which gods would enjoy playing with you."

"I am so confused."

Weird body shit (not mine) 

TIL "extra armpit nipple" is in fact an option the human character generator can roll.

This drive also featured the line "Fuck that's a switchback not a scenic turnout"

(they built a *lot* of turnouts into the curves, because hey this way if someone overshoots a curve they don't..cliff.)

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Toon comedy I haven't seen though *someone* has to have used:

grabbing someone's dialog bubble and beating them with it

We have seen the giant sculpture of a crow eating fries!

and many other things but that was most recent

TFW that's the road you'll be on in a half mile somehow

all hail switchbacks!

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