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sad kitten doom 

@zetasyanthis @anthracite this. please, if you aren't going to help at least ask if someone else will.

Or put them down. Starving to death is not a good way to go.

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us pol, election-related, note for folks in Georgia 

So hey, those of you in Georgia (or can pass this along to folks in Georgia), there are about 40k absentee ballots sidelined due to signature issues and a couple of days to fix them. The race there is close enough for that to make a difference, so if you haven't already check the GA Secretary of State website to see if your ballot needs verified, and quickly!

mvp.sos.ga.gov/MVP/mvp.do

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With everybody staying in because of the quarantimes, this year may be the easiest year ever for the Little Drummer Boy game.

littledrummerboy.info/

@Phorm If the entire Bay Area mysteriously goes missing I'll know to buy lots of large bras before heading down there to open your bottle. n.n

All luck and magic on deck is the good plan!

Parker has a particularly disgusting treat tonight. The dance around getting the dog in the bedroom without bringing the treat in has been kinda hilarious.

Dog: *drops treat, stares at closed door*
Soreth: *opens door*
Dog: *grabs treat*
Soreth: *closes door*

annnd loop

Distracting myself, Hadesposting 

@Phorm Ah ok. I'm curious to see your reaction when you do because it makes your list even funnier

Distracting myself, Hadesposting 

@Phorm Have you seen the last aspect of the gun yet?

NNN shitpost (~) 

@Phorm Well, I'm just fine then!

@mawr We've got four in the house up for games if you want to stop dealing with randoms who drop out >.>

just a couple of kitten pics 

@zebratron2084 you appear to have two ambulatory holes in space!

Stupid thought of the day:

I want a fire alarm that instead of doing the "beep every 30 seconds" thing when low battery plays the C&C "LOW POWER" voiceover

History and medical 

Read an old time description about how to diagnose and treat lycanthropy earlier.

...the description of symptoms is disturbingly close to late stage rabies. I feel real bad for both the patient (the treatment was REMOVE MOST OF THEIR BLOOD AND MAKE THEM SMELL NICE) and the likely-infected doctor

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Bad News: The dog escaped

Good news: He ran out to the car because DOG PARK. I WANT DOG PARK. So I just put him in the car and took him on an errand.

He was very disappointed.

dog...park? :(

The autumn sun has now dropped far enough to get nice warming sunbeams on my office chair.

It's not exactly full recompense for the short days and cold but I'll take it

Clearly you all need to learn how not to be wrong!

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