doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

Last night's dream contained a scene wherin I was calculating how many megatons were needed to blow up my childhood home but not the house next to it.

Yes, MEGATONS. Dream brain settled on "slightly less than five". And it featured houses getting blasted to dust so it's not like dream brain forgot what a megaton was for.

So you create a giant sphere with a bunch of hardened plates on springs, and use the compression of the springs to turn an axel to generate power. You compress the springs by dropping a (small!) nuke in every so often

Orion reactor!

(the scary part is that the mechanisms for combining the work from all those springs to an axel might be more dangerous than the rest of the idea..)

He has also, now, decided that even though I don't feed him 2nd dinner, it is my responsibility to GET the other person to feed him.

Just bothering the person that actually feeds him is apparently a no-go. DOGS.

Today at the dog park: Parker harassing another dog who has the same name, resulting in confusion all around

And proving that @mawr and co calling him "Bullet Bill" was accurate when he saw another dog running, waited then sprinted off and hip checked the poor thing sending it flying. He loved it, best game! The other dog was not a fan :D

"Thanks irrelevant detail center" #nocontext

(maybe it's to hid the content they ripped off better-run player wikis?)

At some point someone on Fandom decided that all the wiki articles needed to be written in past tense and it's a little double take inducing at times

OK I think I re-added everyone I was following on dragon.style. Sorry! Also you'll need to re-follow me, it also knocked everyone's follows off.

I will of course be doing the "did I get everyone?" for a while, and also losing the notif history was aarg.

Oh well don't push buttons without doing research kids :P

Guess who accidentally nuked all her follows from dragon.style?!

that's gonna be annoying to fix >.<

And now: snain

why could my brain not think "snow rain mix" and went with THAT I do not know but now you all get it too

I was hoping for a more straight take and then I realized that's just fucking crypto :P

Not as good as the previous two, but possibly funnier? The gibberish sounds more deliberately comedic for this one instead of "could be industry terms, but really really isn't".

21st century encabulation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

(for those unfamilar, this is a long-running joke series about technobabble)

Today's "If this was designed the designer is an idiot" body part iiiiis

The urethra opening on vagina havers! seriously why put an ouch if touched zone between the YES TOUCH THIS and "insert tab here" spots?!

(no this is not inspired by *current* pain though yes i did accidentally sound myself
ONCE)

Fiddlesquat. #nocontext