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Weird feel:
"I should make winter icons..."
*look out the window, hoping for some inspiration* "These trees are still green."

Living so far south is starting to get to me. I didn't think I'd miss snow, but I really miss the change of scenery that comes with it. Winter is just 'maybe I can actually wear a sweater outside' weather <_<

A theory on good dad jokes. (gets kinda - here) 

So like... are all dads who make dad jokes depressed girls deep down?... I mean, maybe.

But more likely, they've got a pit of depression all their own. Maybe disappointment in their children. Maybe themselves. Maybe the world... Maybe depressed to watch their innocent children being gobbled up by the world they wish they had the power to make a better place.

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A theory on good dad jokes. 

There's this magical zone in the realm of "this isn't even a joke or funny at all" that is hit and it becomes funny becuase EVERYONE knows it's not funny but you're trying to make it funny.

And the people who tell the best dad jokes? Depressed girls, from my notice. There needs to be some pit of self loathing to make one accept doing a dad joke, especially coming up with a good new one.

good newds, everyone! (nsfw?) 

I... I don't actually post em <_<

But it's not farnsworth smut so there's that! You're welcome!

good news, everyone! 

you're hearing this in professor farnsworth's voice!

also, i'm gay!

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Heck I love writing lewd queer comics that actually try to have real people and not "HNNPH SO TIGHT" ever page.

the best, most pure thing (lewd) 

the small murmuring whimper and burning blush of a girl getting her dick sucked by her crush.

Also, think I may need to get that cyberpunk deck PixelOccult made <_< Got the Moon and the Hanged On from that deck along with my Sinking Wasteland kickstarter box :D

Oh gods I have a tarot addiction D:

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My major arcana deck seemed to insist I do a celtic cross reading with my new deck that just got here! Honestly feeling comforted by this draw too!

Before anyone stink eyes me for not shuffling enough on those 3 sword cards in a row, the initial arrangement in the deck was by number, not suit.

@irisjaycomics and @PixelOccult@witches.town (and all the other folks involved in these two decks whom I don't know the names of) are awesome!

big mood (-) 

Tired, wishing I felt as cute as people say I am, just wanna curl up and cuddle somewhere

RE context for: shitpost infowars(-) 

sometimes I'm not sure why I make shitposts like this.

Caused by seeing a truck swerving all over the road at 1pm with an infowars sticker. It was the only reason I could think of other than inebriated driving in the middle of the day.

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shitpost infowars(-) 

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S INFOWARS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ALEX JONES. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SCREAMS WHEN I MAKE RACIST ALLEGATIONS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP CONSPIRACIES. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SELL HERBAL MALE ENHANCEMENT, I CAN. I SAY IT AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL.

Man this'll be fine, relaxing afternoon with the birds, reread some rules to be sure I get them for the game I'm running...........
in 40 minuges oh boy, cram time :D

The Norther Lights have seen queer sights; but the queerest they ever did see; Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge; I 

was gay with Sam(antha) Mcgee

Selfies 

Yesterday's "I'm waiting for commissioner info" selfies are today's feeling good about my body images.

I am lazy and not yet made a mastodon.art account for my dumb

So have some various none-commissiony things I've done recently-ish playing with some style stuff

Dumb fetish joke 

Tired: Bappy Pawbs
Wired: Trappy Mawbs

Shit Friday Take 

The fact stores can knock %50 off an item on "Getting into the black" friday just means that for the rest of the year they're selling that item at over twice the price it's worth

shitty turkey take. 

drunk on wine
frustrating those I care about
ate some bird and pumpkin pie
am I done with this racist holiday yet?

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