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RE context for: shitpost infowars(-) 

sometimes I'm not sure why I make shitposts like this.

Caused by seeing a truck swerving all over the road at 1pm with an infowars sticker. It was the only reason I could think of other than inebriated driving in the middle of the day.

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shitpost infowars(-) 

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S INFOWARS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ALEX JONES. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SCREAMS WHEN I MAKE RACIST ALLEGATIONS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP CONSPIRACIES. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SELL HERBAL MALE ENHANCEMENT, I CAN. I SAY IT AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL.

Man this'll be fine, relaxing afternoon with the birds, reread some rules to be sure I get them for the game I'm running...........
in 40 minuges oh boy, cram time :D

The Norther Lights have seen queer sights; but the queerest they ever did see; Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge; I 

was gay with Sam(antha) Mcgee

Selfies 

Yesterday's "I'm waiting for commissioner info" selfies are today's feeling good about my body images.

I am lazy and not yet made a mastodon.art account for my dumb

So have some various none-commissiony things I've done recently-ish playing with some style stuff

Dumb fetish joke 

Tired: Bappy Pawbs
Wired: Trappy Mawbs

Shit Friday Take 

The fact stores can knock %50 off an item on "Getting into the black" friday just means that for the rest of the year they're selling that item at over twice the price it's worth

shitty turkey take. 

drunk on wine
frustrating those I care about
ate some bird and pumpkin pie
am I done with this racist holiday yet?

man, I'm feeling kinda stressed but here's a glass of water and I'll sit down and chill for a bit then get back to some art-oh.

well, there's water all over my desk and keyboard.

follow up, I seriously need to post art from
L A S T
W E E K

holy shit when did I stop being a "I NEED TO POST EVERYTHING I DRAW AS I DRAW IT GIVE ME ATTENTION" artist.

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would people be interested in a Mastodon.Art account for my smut (and cutes)?

Kinda shitty tech lingo correction 

re: thanks @IrisKalmia​ for bringing the need for these corrections to my attention.

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Kinda shitty tech lingo correction 

Master - Slave drives are kinda racist as fuck, if you think about it. Let's get some more wholesome terms like:
Dom - Sub drives.

Male - Female ends also kinda sexist/transphobic. So instead how about a gender neutral concept most tech folks are used to:
Dragon dildo - nerd ends.

.... I should have (-)'d that last post probably? I dunno.

She was a skater boy He said see you later boy She wasn't 

cool with this song still misgendering him. Dude fuck of, respect his gender.

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