cw: politics, inordinate optimism
@zebratron2084 @zebratron2084 *looks up, startled, holding what looks like a restaurant-supply-sized tin of butterscotch pudding labelled "CORRUPTION", spoon paused mid-path with a precariously-balanced glob of the stuff, face and "USA" shirt spattered*
Whoa, whoa.... You don't expect us to change our habits, do you?
*glob falls from spoon to lap*
cw: politics, inordinate optimism
@ElectricKeet @zebratron2084 *cackling, coughing*