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me: i'm strongly opposed to the police. history is a record of their crimes

my therapist: of course

me: but also, i love it when a detective uses their superior powers of observation to catch a murderer inside one of their own contradictions, dismantling their entire web of lies with a single sentence

my therapist: who doesn't

This totally non-canon edition of Qwerpline brought to you by the Mandalay Rondelet Andele! The Euro-Burmese speed poetry slam held monthly at the Nsburg Sumpworks. The Mandalay Rondelet Andele!

This event needs a better sobriquet.

How many old videogame consoles ran at 60 FPS? 

Zero.

That's sort of a technical answer, though. The NTSC television standard refresh rate is 59.94Hz for interesting reasons (that are maybe another post some other time) so we're already 0.1% off of 60Hz. That's not even the real issue, though!

Most consoles timed video output using oscillators and dividers, none of which had anything to do with NTSC television standards except through approximation. They displayed without dropped or skipped frames because unlike LCD screens, CRTs work off of whatever signal they get (though accepted tolerances differ). Furthermore, the spec is set for interlaced content and most consoles output non-interlaced video using a timing trick to get it to be non-interlaced at half resolution, so any console that can switch has at least two different refresh rates, neither of which will match!

Thus, consoles ranged from 1.08% below spec (the first PlayStation, which used dividers on the CD audio sampling rate!) to 0.26% above spec (the venerable NES, with the SNES just a hair behind). The closest were the Sega consoles and a few others, only 0.03% below spec.

Now, the C64 actually used the NTSC color carrier frequency... but with dividers that make the end result not quite match. Well, the newer ones were only 0.19% under; the older ones used different dividers that ended up a whopping 1.76% over!

Amusingly, in the PAL 50Hz regions the Sega consoles rank worst (0.6% under), the Nintendo consoles are nearly spot-on (0.01% under), and the old Playstation in interlaced mode is almost perfect with a deviation of only 0.0006% over!

And now the punchline: Due to weather, temperature, and other such, even an LCD monitor running at 60Hz will shift refresh rate slightly... so it's basically never perfect, but usually close enough.

...and now you know!

@pendragon That Mastodon account isn't actually duolingo.com. You can tell because if they were, I'd be publicly insisting they find a way to make a packed archive of their emotionally manipulative bullshit that they could break into large but easily-handled pieces and then shove up their own assholes.

And then I'd set that owl free, because clearly they're not happy being stuck in a corporate beg-mail.

It's been.... (cw: birdsite) 

...well over five years since I simply stopped using the birdsite. No fuss, no muss, no big announcement or anything, just... stop going there. I don't even click on links to the place.

A couple e-mails showed up while I slept. Someone tried to log in! And because I didn't verify it was me, the account's been locked.

shrug ok twitter

Remember: If someone tells you that you aren't educated enough to understand/appreciate a painting, tell them to jump up their own butts.

They're just trying to leverage class to make themselves feel better about their own bullshit. Everyone can experience art and if you think something is stupid or doesn't work, you are not only entitled to feel that way, you might actually be right.

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trans positivity, recent history (kind of secretly a subpost about a meme that's been resonating with a lot of people) 

Did you know that Harry "hbomberguy" Brewis's Donkey Kong 64 stream - the one raising money for a trans charity, Mermaids, in the UK; the one that made saying "trans rights" and saying "trans rights are human rights" an internet-wide meme, normalizing and encouraging explicit statements of support for trans people during a time when we are fighting for our rights around the world - was literally only just last year?

Like, it was January 18 to 21, 2019.

I feel like it's worth remembering that good things have happened, are happening, and continue to happen.

- 🐲 🦊 💭

(minor eye contact in picture)

horrible British folk music, violence & death, Ren Faire? 

@Leucrotta "Gee, Billy, why does your mom let you have two homicides?"

I literally don’t understand the idea that explaining jokes makes them less funny

I think it’s cool to explain jokes even if people get them. sometimes, you’ll find that they interpreted the joke differently than you thought. so now, you have two ways of laughing at the same joke, which only makes it funnier, to me

Drew this trying to think of something more elaborate, like a DM screen or module cover. Then it became practice for doing up something *big* with comic book styled cut and grad shading. This is far from perfect, but I still think I learned a bit from this.

[1.Ch.] Orthocosm, Perry Bible Fellowship 

Coworker: "Your build was terminated. Did you terminate it?"
Me: "No, I approved it."
Coworker: "Your build was sacrificed to appease the sun god."
Me: "All gifts are accepted by Aranaktu." (link to pbfcomics.com/comics/the-jubil)
Coworker: ... 🤣

BREAKING: ICANN has voted to REJECT the sale of the .ORG registry to private equity firm Ethos Capital. This is a major victory for the millions of nonprofits, civil society organizations, and individuals who make .ORG their home online. #SaveDotOrg icann.org/news/blog/icann-boar t.co/sFLcwZqU1B

Brief politics message: there is a general strike among essential service personnel starting May 1st, focusing on major outlets like Amazon, Target, and Instacart. Whenever possible until the strike demands are met, don't use these services. Respect the picket line.

you are not terrible for not wanting someone who did you harm in your life

you are not horrible for wanting your boundaries respected

you are not awful for reinforcing your space as you want to

Buy Nothing on May 1st

General Strike ✊

Pass it on :blobcatsurprised:

i want to have a gay sleepover where we play co-op beat em ups

Aaaaaaa this is so cool! My city's library system lets you to ask them about how to learn a skill you want to pick up, and they put together a list of the resources they have that you could use for it and mail it to you! spl.org/programs-and-services/

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