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ADHD, Operating System, shitpost 

Revolutionary! Introducing : the ADHD process scheduling algorithm, with features such as :

  • Fast, repeated preemptive switching when tasks are remembered by the OS
  • Random discarding of tasks when the scheduler doesn't see them for long enough
  • "Focus" mode, where the scheduler focuses on one task for one to an indefinite amount of time quanta, disabling task switching altogether, as well as self maintenance routines (randomly enabled)
  • "Apprehensive stunlock" mode, where the scheduler, informed about an upcoming important task, prevents the scheduling of anything on the CPU to make sure you are ready when the big task happens
  • "Ugghhh" mode, where the scheduler just loses it and the list of ready processes becomes a blurry list and the priority field is ignored.

degrees of Northness but measured in daily vitamin D supplements

Field Programmable Gender Array (FPGA).

Reminder to set a strong pbuttword and use a pbuttword manager so that you don’t fall prey to clbuttic security breaches

@Aradia Orrery and I have been mulling this over for a while, since they are peafowl and I am equine-type unicorn. We name our rooms; their office is The Perch, my office is The Glade. So what's our bedroom? The Nest? The Stable? *shrug*

furry RPGs not written by furries always sound like "if you use your animal abilities too often, you may enter a Feral Rage, losing access to Human-tagged skills as described in Appendice B2 under 'Consequences of Atavism'" like god, shut up, I just want to make a hot lion

i went to the 75th annual World Time Travelers Foundation conference yesterday. i was so inspired by the experience that i went and started the World Time Travelers Foundation

fursona meme 

@LexYeen off-color land narwhal with brain divots

just :transgender_flag: CSS 

In case y'all ever needed or wanted it:
background: linear-gradient(90deg,
#55CDFC88 0.0%,
#55CDFC88 20.0%,
#F7A8B888 20.0%,
#F7A8B888 40.0%,
#FFFFFF88 40.0%,
#FFFFFF88 60.0%,
#F7A8B888 60.0%,
#F7A8B888 80%,
#55CDFC88 80.0%,
#55CDFC88 100.0%
);

There's some CSS styling that draws a semi-translucent trans flag as the background to any valid HTML element :3

@fluffy Thanks! You don't wanna know how many times I had to listen to the original to get it right. :)

@fluffy Yeah, fuck that guy. But he didn't make the theme song, for sure!

I've never gotten this theme music out of my head. I even remember the lyrics, and it's a rare song I remember lyrics for.

Who among my friends remembers the cartoon series Galaxy High School? Specifically, the theme song? Before you listen to the attached audio, listen to a refresher first: youtube.com/watch?v=ISdr6wf68K

Okay, so how about an NES cover?

hot take about a profession joke 

Is it weird that the standard "supposed expert attempts to analyze a mundane situation and makes comical assumptions" joke is about a physicist in a world where economists exist?

- 🎒 💭

math poll 1/n 

Which of these fractions do you know the decimal equivalent of, without calculating?

(boosts for more representative samples appreciated!)

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