@fluffy Imagine if they presented the rest of the fine print the same way.
"We're very slightly sad to see you go! That's why it'll take 10 days for us to stop sharing your phone number, approximate location, and first pet's name with who knows how many other creepers. And don't worry about us – our heartbreak will mend once the guy you're leaving us for merges into our corporate polycule. As you go, a stranger will ask a few survey questions to help us guilt-trip others more efectively. 💋"
Images, fantasy humans/humanoids, eye contact
No new pencils today, #drawings were all inks. Two ghouls, a noble warrior and a semi-feral; a selection of rogues; mounted wizard with a companion/apprentice and a batch of wizard portraits.
"Ultrafast cold-brewing of coffee by picosecond-pulsed laser extraction"
SCIENCE!
@Leucrotta Ain't the worst idea.
@LexYeen No slam on anyone who enjoys their inescapable meatiness, but it sure ain't for everyone.
JKR, +
"A super-embarrassing moment for JK Rowling: entire set of her first edition, autographed Harry Potter books went unsold at Christie's auction house."
And that's after JKR had retweeted news of the auction taking place. =:)
@starkatt "Anything in the Lydian mode."
The ninth annual international Gender Census 2022 is now open until 13th August 2022!
https://survey.gendercensus.com
It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
And yes, despite my best efforts, it did export the thing at 1999×1600. Nudging the scale factor from 13.33% to 13.34% resulted in a size of 2001×1601, which can then be trimmed down in "Canvas Size"... with no control over which row and column of pixels will be cropped off.
🤔
I heard the announcement on the loud-speaker, sighed, and grabbed a broom before rushing to the produce aisle.
"Shoo!" I said firmly, shaking the bristles in what I hoped was the correct direction.
It wasn't.
I squinted, eventually perceiving a shimmer and a faint neigh with the clop of dainty hooves. A carrot levitated and began vanishing in loud crunchy sections.
"No! Hsst!" I chased the unicorn confidently out to the parking lot.
my observation of my own brain is that I have to be able to finish something in two weeks before I lose interest forever. each unfinished project is just an opportunity to learn speedrun strats for next time
Image, humans, eye contact kinda, injury depicted but not graphic.
#drawing today, fantasy swashbuckling all the way up the stairs, ha ha! Fantasy means I can do a mix of period stuff. Like maybe the Scottish looking guys are city guards or something.
I 💖 @orrery
I 🕹️ retrogaming
I 🔊 chiptunes
I 🦄 ponies
I ☁️ cannabis
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and yes to 🤖 but #nobot
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