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Turns out, pulling a statue down can sometimes teach people a lot more about history than leaving it standing would have.

a wise man: what is the sound of one hand clapping?

me, brain-poisoned by code testing: your tests coverage is lacking, you need to check for 0 hand clapping, 1.5 hand, -1 hand clapping, "1;DROP TABLE claps" clapping,

#PrideMonth Non-Binary Pride Flag but it’s Super Game Boy color palette 2-C

Griping about Adobe Creative Cloud. 

I really wish the Creative Cloud updater updater (yes really) wouldn't constantly steal focus from the other thing I'm doing while it updates. Very rude.

Another form of anarchism: Guerrilla public service 

Tired of missing exits by inadequate highway signs, Richard Ankrom decided to make and install his own, all according to the specifications.

99percentinvisible.org/episode

I don’t smoke pot, but I’d love to name strains

Watermelon but Good
Horny Tuesday
Barber Hair
Barber Hair 2: The Rebarbening
Grandmas Prune Juice
Donald Dank
Heart of Dankness
Budankadank

My therapist has directly recommended that I continue to be a unicorn.

Solipsism doesn't seem correct, but maybe it's just me

[1.Ch.] "Speed" "Run" 

@ElectricKeet just pulled off their first LttP flipperless.

First try, too.

ALttP flipperless glitch achieved on first try! 

Yup, popped in a rando with my in-progress @millimax@high.cat sprite, got to playing with @orrery helping on the tracker, and they suggested I could try flipperless a couple times. It's an 8-frame trick...

...and I got it on the first try.

🦄​ ❇️

Of cannabis and parity. 

Keet: "Oops. All ash!"

@orrery: "I loaded the last two bowls, this one's yours."

K: pulls bowl, moves toward weed replenishment station

O: "Oh, and there's not enough for a full bowl, so you'll have to grind fresh."

K: "Did... did you just beat me at Nim? Did you just kick my ass at a game of Weed-Nim?"

O: splays peacock fan "am bird now"

hello i spent the last twelve days doing absolutely nothing but making this video game, so please play it thank you. it's about my cat and also our other cats eevee.itch.io/anise-wheres-twi

said this before but I'll say it again: there is no trend in computing I hate more than software that cops an attitude of chirpy, cloying overfamiliarity and friendliness when it's doing something evil or fucking up

"oopsie doopsie, we've had a widdle bit of a fucko-boingo"

Sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm": 

"Mary Had a Little Lamb".

You're welcome.

Description of a memory leak using scatological humor. 

It's like Windows Explorer filled its britches and then sat on Firefox.

An intrinsic part of art creation, that isn't often discussed, is how fragile our creations are while we are working on them.
Text can get erased online and paper can get torn or lost.
Sewing can get easily cut or drinks spilled on them.
Electronics can get pieces lost, broken, or corroded.
Don't even get me started on code.
Art is fragile y'all. Thanks for making it despite that.

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