puerile humor
Introducing Hetzels! The heteronormative pretzels!
Hey fellows, tired of those bent-with-a-twist, decidedly unstraight pretzels ruining the big game?
[CUT TO: a bearish football dad looking disappointedly at a big bowl of pretzel twists, covered with a big red "X" graphic, buzzer]
Well, try new HETZELS!
[same dad and two of his buddies, eagerly licking the salt and nibbling the tip of a big long cylindrical pretzel--dad gives a big smile and thumbs-up--green check mark, DING!]
furry artists rec request: robotic
Once it's practical for me to do so, I'd love to place a commission or two of me in cybernetic form. Any suggestions for artists who might be able to pull off a good, sleek look? I know of Strype's work - I'm thinking something of that kind, able to convey synthetic grace and elegance of lines. (They'd have to know how to draw leporines, needless to say)
the need: hello i'm tristan and i want to know some things about being a biologist (preferably a marine biologist) who does field work
the actions: would u be willing to dm/or email with me while i ask you some questions and get some pointers on where to do more research??
the Reward: i am poor But i can draw (digital&tradish) and i can make jewelry! i would be rly excited to work out a labor exchange for ur knowledge
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