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As a cybernetic being, your choice of surface finish is:

windows: there's lots of things you can't put into filenames
linux: there's lots of things you shouldn't put into filenames

me: "Hey, I'm in a reasonably good mood and I wanna switch things up in a fun way. I think today's randomized Link to the Past will be a swordless run!"

randomizer: "I'm gonna make this the most agonizing run possible!"

Even my hobbies are mocking me.

puerile humor 

Introducing Hetzels! The heteronormative pretzels!

Hey fellows, tired of those bent-with-a-twist, decidedly unstraight pretzels ruining the big game?

[CUT TO: a bearish football dad looking disappointedly at a big bowl of pretzel twists, covered with a big red "X" graphic, buzzer]

Well, try new HETZELS!

[same dad and two of his buddies, eagerly licking the salt and nibbling the tip of a big long cylindrical pretzel--dad gives a big smile and thumbs-up--green check mark, DING!]

I am a very big fan of how the title screen for Turrican is directly lifted from a Manowar album cover

Tomorrow's Monstergirl-tober drawing is "centaur" and it's gonna be hard not to just draw this exactly.

I think this is from the 30's? It's so so gay I can't get over it.

I like the motto of this mushroom catalogue I have. "Proud to be part of this rotting world"

furry artists rec request: robotic 

Once it's practical for me to do so, I'd love to place a commission or two of me in cybernetic form. Any suggestions for artists who might be able to pull off a good, sleek look? I know of Strype's work - I'm thinking something of that kind, able to convey synthetic grace and elegance of lines. (They'd have to know how to draw leporines, needless to say)

the need: hello i'm tristan and i want to know some things about being a biologist (preferably a marine biologist) who does field work

the actions: would u be willing to dm/or email with me while i ask you some questions and get some pointers on where to do more research??

the Reward: i am poor But i can draw (digital&tradish) and i can make jewelry! i would be rly excited to work out a labor exchange for ur knowledge

Boost Appreciated :boost_ok:

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How to pronounce common file formats.

GIF: yiff
JPG: huh-peeg
DOC: dook
PDF: parfait
TXT: texit
XLS: excellent
HTML: hot meal

Every so often i remember that Wendy Carlos has a birbsona and that makes me grin a bit

Always ask yourself why a joke is funny.

Be wary of jokes you don't fully understand.

there's ALWAYS a way for things to get better. there's ALWAYS a way for you to be a better version of yourself. there's ALWAYS a chance to fight for a better world for everyone around you.

anybody who tells you otherwise is selling you something.

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"How're ya doin'?"

2019: "Hangin' in there."

2020: "Danglin' in there."

No, he is not called Zelda - Zelda is the name of the princess.

The protagonist of the games is Zelda's monster.

making straight people have to choose 'other' and write it in is praxis

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